When They Come For Your “Sniper Rifle”…

… if they already have my “assault weapon”, I’m not going to lift a god damned finger to help you.

[UPDATE (5:42): Looks like Unc basically said the same thing, but I didn’t look at his site until 2 minutes ago :)]

That’s my statement to hunters and outdoor writers like Jim Zumbo, who apparently have no issues with throwing people like me under the bus. Kevin Baker has a good fisking of Zumbo’s article here.

One thing Mr. Zumbo needs to understand is that this issue is not about banning scary looking rifles. Everyone who thinks that needs to read this.

The goal of the assault weapons ban is to weaken our community, reduce our numbers, reduce our political power, and eventually get our numbers down to the point where further restrictions on firearms are legally viable. Anyone who believes this is about public safety haven’t been paying close enough attention to the issue.

So, Mr. Zumbo, if you want to keep your highly accurate sniper rifle, I would suggest we stick together, or we’re all going to lose. You do us no favors by your willingness to throw other gun owners under the bus, because you think we make you look bad. We all look bad to the gun banners, and they won’t stop until you don’t have a gun to hunt with.

UPDATE: Bitter has some useful thoughts on the subject as well

“Can you get that dear?”

I couldn’t resist dropping the Monty Python quote in relation to this story coming out of Western Pennsylvania:

CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. – A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital – a delivery that happened so quickly that the newborn wound up in his mother’s sweatpants.

Having visited that part of the state a few times (Southeast of Pittsburgh), I can believe the local hospital didn’t have a maternity ward.

This is the 24 year old’s fourth child. No word yet on whether she’s Catholic, or has any plans to subject her kids to medical experiments.

An Open Request to Ruth Ann Minner

Dear Governor,

If you’re going to charge $2.00 to drive through the 20 miles of I95 that span the State of Delaware, it would be nice to ensure the road is clear of ice, and the Delaware Service Station has an ample supply of gasoline and has walkways mostly clear of ice.

Thanks,

An Annoying Pennsylvanian

A Suggestion for Merriam-Webster

A new verb for the English language:

Fopaing [fohpahing] verb
1.  The act of driving through a state, possibly at excessive speeds, while transporting firearms in a vehicle that are not otherwise legal in that state, and thus relying on § 926A of the Firearms Owners Protection Act of 1986 to keep you out of prison.

FOPA Oddities

I’m going to be relying on FOPA this evening to keep me out of trouble with the State of Maryland. I was reviewing § 926A, when I noticed something:

Notwithstanding any other provision of any law or any rule or regulation of a State or any political subdivision thereof, any person who is not otherwise prohibited by this chapter from transporting, shipping, or receiving a firearm shall be entitled to transport a firearm for any lawful purpose from any place where he may lawfully possess and carry such firearm to any other place where he may lawfully possess and carry such firearm if, during such transportation the firearm is unloaded, and neither the firearm nor any ammunition being transported is readily accessible or is directly accessible from the passenger compartment of such transporting vehicle: Provided, That in the case of a vehicle without a compartment separate from the driver’s compartment the firearm or ammunition shall be contained in a locked container other than the glove compartment or console.

Emphasis mine.  So by this definition, if you can’t also lawfully carry the firearm at the source and destination, does that render FOPA protections null and void?  It doesn’t seem to say possess or carry, it says possess and carry.  Now, as it stands, I can lawfully carry in both Pennsylvania and my destination, but if I were going to say, West Virginia, where I cannot legally carry on my foreign licenses, could I be in trouble?

Also, I’ve wondered if I was going through CT on the way to NH, and had a licensed loaded pistol on my person, but was carrying an “assault weapon” (illegal in CT) in the trunk in compliance with FOPA, would the possession of the loaded pistol, outside of FOPA compliance, but in compliance with CT law, render FOPA protection for the assault weapon null and void?

I can see a lot of room in this law for an anti-gun prosecutor to drive a truck in order to attempt to run over an otherwise lawful gun owner.  If anyone out there reads and is a lawyer, I’d certainly like to know if any of the scenarios I just threw out there would be a plausible reading of this law.

Meanwhile, I’ll keep the needle on 65/55 the whole time I’m in Maryland.

Blog Promotion – Crime and Federalism

There’s a lot of good stuff up over at Crime and Federalism:

Norm talks about his Unusual Day, where he has to convince the court he did not sleep with it.

Mike puts Plea Bargaining into Perspective:

Do you now see the problem with plea bargaining?  It has turned our system into one that is supposed to convict the guilty and free the innocent into a risk-management system.   It has turned lawyers into actuaries .  “Is going to trial worth the risk?”  is what lawyers ask clients.  Innocence has little to do with the decision to take a deal.

Back to Norm, who writes a fantastic argument against Soverign Immunity:

The state is our greatest legal fiction. I have never touched it, seen it, spoken to it or sensed its presence in any but a contrived way. Oh, I am aware that I live on a piece of Earth government by an entity known as the state of Connecticut. I have tussled with people representing it in court. I pay taxes to it. There is something we all recognize as the state of Connecticut. It is an expensive ghost we honor.

But it lacks the corporeal reality of James Tillman. It never weeps over injustice. It neither eats, nor sleeps, nor feels pangs of desire and despair. The state, you see, is a mirage of convenience. We need it to make life together possible.

Question: Why would a people who call themselves sovereign create a government that declares itself immune from the consequences of its own errors? The simple answer: We would not. But judges make it so.

And finally today, on the Vagaries of Federalism:

It is elementary that concurrent jurisdiction permits a state court to hear claims arising under state and federal law. But no principle of law permits a state to opt out of federal law under the common law bugbear of sovereign immunity.

If you don’t read regularly, you should.  Norm and Mike offer something very different than your traditional conservative approach to the issue of federalism. It’s important, as members of the shooting community, to keep in mind that the state wields tremendous power, and we should think carefully when we talk about “enforcing the laws on the books”.  Many of the laws that are on the books are unjust, and are enforced arbitrarily and capricously.  It’s important to get a perspective of the law from people who are defense attorneys, and regularly deal with these matters.  I don’t always agree with everything I read on Crime and Federalism, but their take on issues is far closer to my own beliefs than many law and order conservatives.  Remember that in our community, it’s easy to run afoul of the law without realizing it, and when the heavy hand of the state comes down on you, it’ll be people like Norm and Mike we’ll suddenly find are our best friends.

Bradys Bad Mouthing Good Gun Shops

This, rather shocking Philadelphia Inquirer article, shocking in the sense that it’s not virulently anti-gun, tells a tale of a Bucks County, PA (my county of residence, north of the city) gun shop that got wrongly blacklisted by the Brady Bunch:

Which is what happened last month when the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence released a report, “Shady Dealings: Illegal Gun Trafficking from Licensed Gun Dealers.” Tanner’s store was featured as one of the scurrilous.

What the Brady Center didn’t know is that the sale had been a sting, arranged in cooperation with the local office of the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

The rest of the article goes into more detail. They do get one thing wrong though:

While he considers the fine points, the woman will wander around, utterly uninterested. But when they’re ready to buy, she’ll be the one filling out the paperwork. If it can be proved she bought the guns for the man, it is a “straw purchase” – a felony.

This isn’t necessarily a straw purchase, since you are allowed to purchase firearms as gifts. Even in Pennsylvania, where private sales of handguns are generally illegal, there is an exception for spouses, and immediate family members.

But overall, it’s good to see stuff like this. I will have to send the Philadelphia Inquirer some praise for printing a good, balanced article on the issue. Oh, and Tanner managed to get an apology out of the Brady’s and a retraction, after getting a lot of phone calls from irate customers who read a newspaper article on the Brady’s report. I would have hoped that gun shop patrons would know ahead of time that the Brady’s are full of crap.

I Hate Guilt

Today I got a letter from my little cousin (once removed):

Hi! I’m joining in the American Heart Association’s Jump Rope For Heart event at my school. I will be jumping rope to help the American Heart Association raise money to fight heart disease and stroke. Can you help me by making a donation? Thanks!

The American Heart Association’s online fundraising website has a minimum donation amount of $25.00. If you want to donate less, that’s ok. You can just send the check right to me and I’ll make sure the American Heart Association gets it.

Thank you!

You know, normally I’d be all for something like this, because I think both the American Heart Association and the American Lung Association do a lot of good work.

But lately, they’ve been pushing smoking bans and were lobbying for sticking it to big tobacco. So now the AHA and ALA aren’t charity cases, they are political activist groups hell bent on removing freedom from Americans. And because of that, I will ignore my cousin’s e-mail. I’d really like to help out, but not at the expense of liberty.

Charity groups get involved in political issues at their peril.

Car Survival

As the incident in Pennsylvania should remind us, we must always be prepared when venturing out in inclimate weather in our vehicles. I won’t say I’m always perfect in this regard, but there are several things every car should have when traveling, IMHO:

  • Sufficient drinking water
  • Some kind of emergency ration. Could just be some power bars or something
  • Something to keep warm, you never know when you will be exposed for prolonged periods of time
  • Some means of making fire
  • Some means of extinguishing fire
  • Cell phone
  • Decent set of walking shoes if you have to wear heels or dress shoes
  • Change of clothes if you’re in dress clothing.
  • A rifle and spare ammunition, where legal

This is probably preaching to the choir a bit, since we gun nuts generally give more thought to this kind of thing than the average person, and are thus better prepared. The last entry will probably give non-gun folks the willies, but too bad. Most of them wouldn’t blink over my suggestion to have a fire extinguisher in the car, and having a rifle is really no different. A pistol could be substituted for a rifle, but rifles really are better for extreme circumstances, and they don’t take up much room in the car. For a car or truck gun, I think you can’t really beat the Kel-Tec SU-16 or SUB-2000 series. I wish they made the SUB-2000 in .45ACP though, because the great thing about the SUB-2000 is it takes the same ammo you carry in your pistol. A lot of people like to carry .45, and given that advantage, you’d think they’d want it available in all three of the common pistol calibers rather than just two.

God No! Please God No!

Milton Street, older brother of John Street, the current Bozo in Chief of the city, appears to want to run for mayor. I’m already upset enough with the whole Bill and Hillary thing. We don’t need to add to the whole “keeping it in the family” meme.

The article notes that Milton is facing federal charges in the airport consulting scandal, which brought to light much of the “Pay to Play” politics that was going on with the Street Administration. It also notes that he lives in New Jersey.

I sincerely hope his candidacy isn’t going anywhere. I’d hate to see Philadelphia beating out New Orleans for “most corrupt city”. Sadly, I think we’re already in the running.