Bitter was telling me she saw the Kissmobile today, and all I’m thinking of is a van or bus driven by these guys:
But it turns out it was just the Hershey Kissmobile. Seriously, take a look at the Kissmobile:
 
How fast do you think that thing can go? I’m wondering, because I think the funniest thing in the world would be for someone to steal the Kissmobile and take it on a high speed chase with the police. On a slow news day, you couldn’t really write better stuff.  It would be even more funny if the panels were to come off at high speed revealing chocolaty goodness underneath. Imagine a spectacular crash at the end, that spills Hershey’s kisses all over the highway, with the highway patrol having to shoe small children away from the scene.