Apparently alligators in Florida think armed robbers car thieves are mighty tasty.
UPDATE: Apparently the reporter that wrote this doesn’t know what robbery is.
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The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of themselves and the State …
‘”Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person, it is a state law through the Florida Fish and Game that the gator be destroyed,” Woods said.’
That sucks…… Wonder if there is any way we could petition FFG to release ‘Poncho’?
Pancho is already dead.
Pancho Villa
ate his filla
swimming thief
brought to grief
by reptilian appetite
but he paid for every bite.
‘Tis a shame,
though his name
throughout time
as regards crime
will be thought
that he ought
not be hurt
for eating dirt
“Pancho is already dead.”
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, Sanchez, they killed him for doing a public service.
I find it hilarious what passes for ‘justice’ on that reservation! Maybe not a bad thing.
That’s a great little poem. RIP Pancho!
We’ve all heard of the Darwin Awards for stupid stuff. Maybe we should start using the term Poncho Awards for instant karma.
They should replace McGruff the crime dog with Pancho. At least he backed up the phrase “Take a bite out of crime!”