Bitter is looking for a job around my parts.
I need to get out of here. Anyone got job tips for the northern suburbs of Philadelphia? Feel free to shoot me an email. This apartment complex, since being sold a few months ago, is quickly turning into slums. Crime will start going up. I always figured such a dramatic turnaround took longer because leases had to end, new people had to come in, it would take them a while to start causing trouble.  Even Sebastian can tell a difference only being down here every other weekend.
It would help me out too, because I’m tired of driving to DC, and her apartment complex does indeed suck rocks. I have indeed noticed it heading downhill. Right now, there’s a lot of noisy tenants who like to play loud music and leave trash laying around, but it’s only a matter of time before real problems start, like people breaking into cars and other such behavior.
Nooooo
We. Must. Do. What. We. Can. To. Keep. Her. Here.
I suppose you’d punch me if I said “Hooters”.
But the joke must be made.