23 thoughts on “Never Drank it Anyway”

  1. Now I want to see a counter campaign from Jack Daniels or Maker’s Mark. It could say “In a Maker’s Mark World” and have a picture of a Kentucky redneck punching a Canadian or something.

  2. Well, I don’t drink vodka. and I don’t eat at pizza hut. So, my boycotts will actually just be maintaining the status quo.

  3. heh. Good thing I saw this today – I’m responsible for buying the liquor for the camping trip.

  4. Joe is right; bourbon is technically whiskey, but it’s like saying that college baseball is the same as pro baseball just because they use bats.

  5. I was going to correct him for saying whiskey instead bourbon specifically, but I have apparently been treed.

  6. Real Americans drink all kinds of liquor. What they don’t drink, however, is Absolut – not because of this stupid ad from their local marketer, but because it’s horrible.

    I’d rather drink Monopolowa, and Monopolowa’s cheaper.

    The best vodka, of course, is made from potatoes anyway.

    (But I’d rather drink a fine anejo tequila.)

  7. If Maker’s Mark is off the menu, may I suggest Knob Creek as a substitute? Awesome stuff.

  8. 1792 Ridgemont is fantastic. Easily my favorite bourbon, but it’s hard to find sometimes in Indy, I only know of one store that stocks it.

  9. Bulliet is good too. And sebastian got me on the Eagle Rare, which is quite good.

    Buffalo Trace is also quite good and relatively inexpensive. It won some major award and my local liquor store owner recommended it to me. Very smooth.

  10. Yeah… very smooth… so smooth that when you mix it with coke by taste, you end up making something thermonuclear ;)

  11. I like Tennessee’s finest Jack Daniels Old No.7
    Simple.
    Southern.
    Good.
    And American as Apple Pie.

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