I’ve been of the opinion that the whole Zombie thing has pretty much jumped the shark, but then you end up with a naked guy chewing someone’s face off in Southern Florida. The Obama campaign has immediately launched a task force figuring out how to corner this important, and soon to be growing, constituency.
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In other news, President Obama was overheard saying “if I had a zombie, he’s look just like that man in Florida.”
Somewhere in the Miami area, Carl Hiaasen is staring out the window wondering if he can ever write fiction again.
Ha! I was thinking the same thing when I read that story yesterday!
I am sure Zombie-Man 2012 will make a guest appearance in one of Carl’s next books. Or more likely his publisher just stopped the presses for his current book, just so the opening could be re-written.
Carl is required reading for anyone who does more than a vacation or two in Florida.
Carl’s latest book is, appropriately, called “Chomp” and talks of everything but a Zombie biting you (including Vampires).
I wasn’t kidding when I figured his publisher was stopping the presses…
Chomp Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA12cS0Us_4
Death and Taxes and Zombies http://hogewash.com/2012/05/27/death-and-taxes-and-zombies/
Obama is from Chicago. He already knows how to bring out the dead vote.
If President Obama had a son, would he look like Rudy Eugene?
Just asking.