Due to circumstances, Bitter and I aren’t seeing each other this weekend. True to my pledge, that means I need to buy a gun to comfort myself. Last month I sold my Romanian SKS with the intent to get a new one. I have my eye on one of these:
 
The Yugoslavian SKS. Excellent to New Condition. w/ grenade launcher and folding bayonet.
Excellent choice. Still(for right now) available, built like a tank and generally pretty accurate with good ammo.
Probably not as pretty as Bitter, but you can’t have everything.