Category: Personal

The Texas Fun Time Shootout is over, and we’ve stopped briefly in Bitter’s home town of Waurika, OK.  Only here briefly for a short tour, to wash the car, and to get some catfish at Bill’s Fish House.  We’ll be moving on to Oklahoma City shortly.   Bitter I guess has been gone too long, because she hardly recognizes anyone in the paper.   This is a foreign concept to me, as I’m used to not recognizing anyone in my local paper.

I wasn’t planning on doing this, but I noticed that a lot of the comments I received on my first (real) post were, well, not exactly relevant to the post. It seems like a few of you have questions about the strip club industry and you’ve been waiting for a stripper to come online and answer them in a semi-anonymous forum. Perhaps there are still some unanswered questions out there. This is your chance to ask them. Feel free to ask me anything about stripping, strippers, strip clubs, etc., and I will answer to the best of my ability based on my personal experience and knowledge.

We’ve been having some spotty rain here in Jayton, TX. It hasn’t stopped the shooting activities though. Yesterday we were doing small bore shooting, and a little clay shooting. They have an old WW II era jeep that I got to drive around in the mud a good bit, and I had a giant shit eating grin on my face the whole time. I’m still getting used to driving a vehicle that has to be double clutched, but it’s a lot of fun. We went spotlighting for wildlife (just observing) in the jeep after dark. It was a lot of fun.

Check in later maybe.

We stopped briefly in Hope, Arkansas.   Birthplace of our prior Philanderer in Chief.  We didn’t stop because of him, but to get some really fantastic BBQ.  Right now we’re at the Texas Welcome Center, which is WiFi enabled.  We still have about 8 hours to go before we arrive.

The great thing about the south is being able to cross all these borders and not have to take my Glock off.  Bitter has the SIG 239 in the glove box.  The other great thing is decent BBQ.

So, from Pennsylvania to Knoxville was like going from March to April.   From Knoxville to Arkansas is more like late May.   I think I’m heading into June after this.

This might be my last opportunity to post for a while, so I hope my guest bloggers have fun things to blog about.

Stopped briefly in Western, TN, after a fun lunch yesterday with SayUncle and the Instafamily.  We’ll be making the final push onto Texas.  It’s nice down here in Tennessee.   It’s like I’ve stepped into spring.  See you all later, as there is a lot of road to yet cover before the fun time Texas shootout can begin.

For those of you who have seen my comments or have read my three postings regarding football, then you at least know of my existence. If not, hello, my name is Brad, and I’ll be your guest blogger while Sebastian is away on vacation.

A good percentage of Seb’s postings have to do with firearms, and I realize that many of you read his blog because of that. Here’s the rub: I’m not a gun guy. I don’t own one. However, I do support your second amendment rights to keep and bear arms, so you’re not going to hear a whit about gun control from me.

The issues that I’m going to write about have more to deal with the “PA politics” part of the blog. In the next week, you’ll see postings about such issues as Philadelphia schools’ problem with assaults by students on teachers, PA transportation infrastructure woes, and the Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team looking to leave town to that hockey hotbed of Kansas City, MO.

I hope that you stick with me while Sebastian is on holiday. I’m looking forward to hearing your opinions and ideas.

I’ve arrived at Bitchy Mom’s, completing the first leg of my trip which I began after work today. Here I’ve met up with Bitter, and we’ll be trying to consolidate all of our “stuff” into a single Toyota Highlander. Tomorrow we’ll be stopping off in Knoxville to have lunch with SayUncle and this guy, and his lovely wife, and then continue on to a campground somewhere in Western Tennessee.

First off, I would like to say that if I had known my user name could have spaces I would have separated the words in my name. I assumed I couldn’t have spaces, and now I feel silly. Oh well!

This is just a short intro post, and then I probably won’t post again until Sunday since I’ll be working all weekend. I understand that in the blogging culture this isn’t a big deal since most people write/read blogs during the week anyway while at the office. I haven’t had an office job in almost five years, and unfortunately I have yet to find a strip club that is modern enough to offer wireless Internet access. Actually, that would be a really bad idea. Customers would bring in their laptops and look at porn online and all the dancers would get pissed. So never mind.

I have a rather distinctive look, and I do magazine modeling as well, so I’m going to be pretty vague about my identity and location. I understand that this is also perfectly acceptable in the blogging culture. I already feel like you guys are really quite an accepting bunch!

About me: Christina is not my real name, but it’s one of the names that I frequently give to customers who demand to know my real name. I’m in my early twenties, and I’ve been married three years. We’re childfree. Before I started stripping I was a personal trainer, and before that I was a philosophy student at a bottom first-tier private college. I started stripping about two years ago. Sebastian was actually one of the first people I told I was thinking about stripping. He was pretty appalled by the idea. Now I think he’s just amused.

I seem to have lost my GPS receiver. The irony of losing a device that’s mean to ensure that I’m never lost is not completely lost on me. I need one to know when I place targets, how far out I’m shooting. We also plan to do a little geocaching too.

If it doesn’t turn up by tomorrow, I guess I’ll have to go out and get a new one. That sucks, but I think I might have really lost it. It’s not anywhere I would have reasonably stashed it. Crap!

I’m finally all packed and ready for the trip. It’s a lot of stuff. First the firearms:
Don’t make fun of the pink carpet. It’s not my fault. The previous owner was deranged, I swear. I ran out of packing tape, so I had some of Bruce’s “Give Peace a Chance – Kill Terrorists” bumper stickers laying around, so I used that to seal the boxes. I thought it was a nice touch.
That’s all of it. Clothes, camping gear, backpack, tent, cooler, and laptop computer, and various other electronic gadgetry. That’s going to be added to Bitter’s stuff. I hope there’s room. Good thing we rented an SUV for the trip.