What Would A President Do?

Bitter got me thinking about an interesting subject when she said,

“I mean as much as i dislike Bush, if he were in a bar and some sketchy guy made a play for Laura, I could see him taking a swing. Romney, i couldn’t see it. Aside from the fact that he wouldn’t be in a bar.”

So I thought a bit and suggested,

“I can see Giuliani pulling out a billy club and beating him over the back of the head old school bronx style, or McCain strangling the guy to death like he were a Vietnamese prison guard that he caught in a moment of inattentiveness.”

Bitter retorted, “Presidents should be real men. I want one who wouldn’t be afraid to pick up a rifle and go shoot Osama himself, if given the opportunity.”

Interesting idea. So if our past presidents were going to kill Osama himself, how would he do it? I have some ideas, though a few presidents are skipped.

Teddy Roosevelt would have shot him and then had him stuffed for a trophy.

Woodrow Wilson would have gotten Osama to blow his brains out with a shotgun, by incessantly repeating his Fourteen Points.

William Howard Taft would kill Osama by being rolled out of a plane, in a variation of the Bouncing Bomb.

Warren G. Harding would have shot Osama, but would have demanded the 25 million bounty up front, then another 10 in kickbacks later as part of an oil deal.

FDR wouldn’t have killed Osama, because FDR couldn’t kill Osama. It’s hard to navigate a cave in a wheelchair.

Truman would have shot Osama himself, after firing MacArthur for wanting to drop an atomic bomb on him. He’d take the 25 million dollar bounty, and open the whorehouse of his dreams, where he would be the piano player.

Eisenhower would build a highway system in Afghanistan, so he could drive all around the country and try to run over Osama.

Jack Kennedy would hire the CIA to try to assassinate Osama, who would fail, but he’d be happy as along as he got a crack at one of Osama’s cousins.

Johnson would shoot Osama Texas style, by mistaking him for a pheasant.

Nixon would get G. Gordon Liddy to break into Osama’s cave, and strangle him with piano wire.

Gerald Ford stumbled off a cliff before he could get the shot off.

Jimmy Carter couldn’t find Osama, so he blamed the jews.

Ronald Reagan found him, got him in his sights, but forgot to pull the trigger.

George H. W. Bush decided to attack Osama by air, but he got shot down by a Japanese Zero somewhere over the pacific before he got over target. Poor George.

Clinton handed Osama and exploding cigar, then claimed “Mmm…. tastes good”.

That’s my attempt at humor for the night. Anyone else have any more they can add?

Federal Gun Rights Bill Even a Federalist Could Love?

Of Arms and the Law gives us the text of a new law that has been introduced in Congress by Rep. Roscoe Bartlett of Maryland.  This looks like a bill even federalists might be able to get behind, since it appears to be essentially restoring second amendment rights through the 14th amendment.  It doesn’t explicity cite the source of Congressional power, but I seem to recall that Congress does not specifically have to state the enumerated power under which it passes legislation, it just has to fit within the scope of it’s powers.  So if my non-lawyer eyes are reading this right, it would let someone denied the right to have a firearm in Washington D.C., Chicago, or New York to obtain a firearm for self-protection, state or local law to the contrary.

That means this bill will absolutely infuriate Mayor Bloomberg, and for that reason alone, I think it would be worth passing.  Sadly, as Dave mentioned, there’s a snowball’s chance in hell of that happening, which is a sad statement on what’s become of our Congress.

One Week

So on the first week of the blog I’ve managed 858 visits to the site, from 787 hosts, totalling 1618 hits. I’m not complaining for a first week. Many thanks to those who have linked to me, particularly Bitter and Unc, who’s kind links are responsible for a good portion of my traffic. Thanks also to the folks who I can see have me bookmarked. You guys are about half my traffic! I hope I can keep coming up with reasons for you to come back to visit.

Also, I’m always looking for topics and things to blog about, particularly if they have a Pennsylvania slant to them, so if you have ideas, feel free to send them to sebastian at snowflakes in hell . com.

In Search of the Second Amendment – A Review

So this afternoon, while I was waiting for the battery to my 18V cordless circular saw to charge, after it died on me in the middle of a cut, I decide to watch Dave Hardy’s documentary, In Search of the Second Amendment. My impression is that the documentary is well done and is interesting to watch even if you’re not a total gun nut. If you know anyone who is interested in history, or on the fence about gun control, I would recommend this video. You will certainly walk away with from it with a greater appreciation of the Second Amendment as one of the palladiums of our liberties than you might have had before.

One quote in the documentary, from Glenn Reynolds, stuck in my mind particularly:

One of the interesting things about the gun control debate, is that in a way it’s sort of a litmus test for what people think about their fellow citizens in general. My own sense is, that Americans tend to respond well to crisis, and generally can be trusted to try to do the right thing.

Which is exactly why I think this issue matters so much to me. What you think about the right to keep and bear arms says a lot about what you think in general. For instance, I think folks like Wayne Fincher, and the Arkansas Militia, are a little whacked.  But I completely trust them to have automatic weapons, and believe it is their right to have them.  And to peaceably assemble, and freely assocate with other folks of the same mind. I don’t think it any different than folks getting together over coffee and discussing the benefits and problems of markism. Both aren’t my kind of thing, but it’s their right as free Americans.

Glenn is absolutely right. To accept the right to bear arms is to accept an entire philosphy about one’s relationship to one’s government and fellow citizens, and I will always come down on the side of treating people like adults rather than children, even if that means getting it wrong with some people.

The other positive thing about Dave’s docuementary is that it gets well spoken, educated individuals in front of the camera talking about a subject that many people wronly associate with ignorant and unedcated whackjobs.  Don Kates is compelling discussing his civil rights background, and there is a lot of discussion about the unsung role that arms played in the civil rights movement.

So if you have anyone in your life who is on the fence about the second amendment, or the subject of gun control, I would order them a copy of the docuemtnary and watch it with them.  It’ll present the subject in a way they’ve probably never experienced, and might even get them to change their minds.

Great job Dave!

Harvard Continues Maligning Gun Ownership

Jeff Soyer has some good continuing discussion of the Harvard Study. One thing that strikes me is, if they are arguing that ease of obtaining guns because of their prevalence is a factor in homocides, wouldn’t the overall number of guns per capita be a more relevant number? For instance, Pennsylvania’s household owership rates is unremarkable, but we have one of the highest number of guns per capita of any state. Our murder rate, however, is about the same as New Jersey, despite the fact that we have Philadelphia, and New Jersey has no large cities, and very low rates of gun ownership and guns per capita.

Dumb Tests

Lots of people like to post quizzes, especially on LiveJournal.   I generally don’t, unless it’s amusing or interesting.  I’ve always found the Jungian Typology Test to be resonably interesting, and I told Bitter I’d post it, so here it is.  It’s rather long, but knowing someone’s type actually does tell you a bit about them.  I myself am an INTP.  I’ve long suspected that most gun nuts tend to be NTs and STs.  Probably the quintiessential gun type is the ISTP.  My father is an ISTP, and I actually think I share a lot of ISTP interests.  My father was not a shooter though (I got that from my crazy uncle), but got his ISTP outlet in being a volunteer firefighter.

The Courts Are Stacked Against Us

David Codrea has been tracking the unfortunate circumstance of Wayne Fincher, who was arrested for illegally manufacturing and possessing a machine gun, with the purposes of raising the constitutional question of whether there’s an individual right to keep and bear automatic weapons. Let me just say that I have a lot of respect for Mr. Fincher for caring enough about our rights to risk federal prosecution in order to try to win them back, but I have to question the wisdom using this method, because the courts, quite honestly are stacked against us, and going to court is a risky, risky proposition, even if you’re the perfect case with the perfect defendant. As much as I hope Mr. Fincher ends up winning his case, I suspect there’s going to be federal prison time in his future.

Unlike Mr. Fincher, judges these days are not brave people. They tend to be very reluctant to throw our laws that have been enacted by Congress. There’s a presumption of constitutionality the courts make, that any law Congress passes, and the president signs, must be constitutional, and therefore the burden is on the citizen to prove otherwise. But before you can even have standing to raise this issue, you have to be prosecuted. This is the path that Mr. Fincher has taken.

Mr. Fincher was prosecuted in Arkansas, which is in the 8th Federal Circuit, where the collective rights model is the controlling law. The judge in that case will not, and in Fischer’s case, has decided, not to allow him to raise 2nd amendment arguments during his trial. This is standard procedure in trials when the district justice is controlled by precedent from the higher circuit court. Fischer will be able to raise the issue on appeal, but the deck will be stacked against him. He’d have to convince the court to overturn one of their previous rulings. In all likelihood, the court will refuse to hear the appeal if it’s based on the second amendment. But what if they do?

The other big problem with using this case to get the courts to recognize the second amendment, is how big of a leap you’re asking the courts to take. The Supreme Court has never plainly stated the Second Amendment protects an individual right to bear arms. They have implied it in dicta, but there is no example of any federal law being invalided under second amendment grounds. We don’t really want the first case being taken before The Court to involve a machine gun in possession of someone the prosecution will have an easy time painting as a whacked out, subversive militia type (I’m not saying this is right or accurate, just that’s what the prosecution will do). We really don’t want this to happen in a circuit court that’s already hostile to the second amendment. A case like this would even be a leap in the 5th circuit, which so far is the only federal circuit that recognizes the second amendment as protecting an individual right. And remember that the 5th’s circuit’s ruling didn’t help out Dr. Emerson any, the Lautenberg restrictions on his right to bear arms were upheld as constitutional. Courts generally will not take major leaps of faith, and getting at least one of the circuit courts to even say that the second amendment protected an individual right was a major step in the right direction. But the next challenge has to be a baby step up from that. DC’s near total prohibition on firearms is probably a decent step, but even that might be asking for too much, and it’ll be easy for the courts to dodge the issue based on standing unless someone steps up and agrees to be prosecuted. Mr. Fincher has boldly settled the standing issue in his case, but I think it’s the wrong case in the wrong circuit for getting the second amendment recognized by the courts.

I don’t want to be misunderstood, I think the second amendment protects Mr. Fincher’s right to possess a machine gun, and I would refuse to convict if I were on the jury, but we have to be very careful about using the courts, because we can damage our cause in a serious way if we’re not prudent. I really do hope Wayne Fincher doesn’t end up in a federal prison, but I suspect he will. We do need to people like him that are willing to put so much on the line, but we have to be careful, and we have to understand how the courts work and how judges think, and take that into account when working toward our goals.

UPDATE: Wayne Fincher was found guilty of the charges against him after a very brief deliberation by the jury. I should also say that pissing off the presiding judge also is not a very good strategy to use in court. Check out this post over at Smallest Minority, which has a lot more really good information and commentary on the case. Looks like we’ll be adding Smallest Minority to the blogroll.